Cool way to make your computer talk to you!! NO INTERNET OR VISUAL BASIC NEEDED!

Make a new text document and put this code in it (WORKS ONLY IN WINDOWS)

Dim ProSpeak
Set ProSpeak = WScript.CreateObject( "SAPI.SpVoice" )
ProSpeak.Speak ""

Now in the quotes put it as what you want your computer to say to you.

Now save the .txt file as a .vbs

EXAMPLE:
TEST.vbs

Now open it.. and your computer speaks what you told it too!