Dumbest thing you've ever done?

So... What's the dumbest thing you've ever done? Alternatively, make a list.

- Drank listerine (it can make you blind.)
- Gambled and lost $5000.
- Stabbed your finger playing the knife game drunk.
- Jumped off the roof of a house onto a trampoline and sprained your ankle.
- Attempted a backflip drunk.
- Rode a bicycle down a really steep hill really fast with no brakes and crashed it, knocking yourself out in the process.
- Sprayed your loins with deodorant, stung like a bytch.
- what-else?

I came across this thread

I ran away from a butterfly

My conscience is too hostile for me to do something incredibly stupid, though there is one that I'd rather not mention.

DukeAlastor wrote:My conscience is too hostile for me to do something incredibly stupid, though there is one that I'd rather not mention.

You were supposed to tell something as I thought I was going to read something